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Minds and Behinds

AMD once again first to top GPU clock charts with RX 9060 XT delivering 3.1 GHz - VideoCardz.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

In Italy, how do people greet each other when they meet for the first time (e.g., on the street)? What's a good response to that greeting if you're not from Italy or don't speak Italian fluently yet?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Astronomers thought the Milky Way was doomed to crash into Andromeda. Now they’re not so sure - The Conversation

No, not a chance

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After more than 60 years of development, here is the nuclear engine that is set to go to Mars with NASA. - Farmingdale Observer

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?

So they tried

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Loons and Moons

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

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MIT’s Chilling Experiment That Could Prove Gravity Is Quantum - SciTechDaily

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